Mothers Day 2017 Sayings Funny

Mothers Day 2017 Sayings Funny:

25+ of the best Mothers day sayings, messages and quotes for writing in Mothers Day Cards. I’ve collected these together for you because I know how hard it can be to think of what to write in a card!

Finding the words to write in a card to your Mom can be surprisingly tough, so here’s some inspiration for you! I hope you find a Mother’s Day saying that’s just right for your mom. I’ve divided the sayings up into…

Short and Simple Mothers Day Sentiments for when you believe that sometimes the best way to express your feelings is to keep it simple.

Funny Mothers Day Sayings for when you want to brighten your Mom’s day and you don’t want to write anything too mushy or gushy.

Quotes for Mother’s Day for when you’re looking for something pithy to capture the way you feel about your Mom and what she’s done for you.

Simple Mothers Day Sentiments

Sometimes the best way to express your feelings is to keep it simple. Use these Mothers Day sayings as inspiration for how to tell your mom how much she means to you.

May all the love you gave to us
come back to you a hundredfold
on this special day!

  

Wishing you all the love and happiness you so richly deserve…
happy Mother’s Day!

Mom…. You’re the best! Thanks for all you do. Happy Mother’s Day!

Thank you for always being there, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!

Because of you, I am me. Happy Mothers Day!

Wishing you a fabulous Mother’s day! You’re the best mom I could have asked for.

Wishing you a very special mothers day. Thank you for always being there for me!

Happy Mothers Day to the greatest mom I could ever have asked for

May your Mother’s Day be filled with as much happiness as you brought to my childhood

Thanks for giving me the best things in life: Your love, your care, and your cooking. Happy Mother’s Day!

Funny Mothers Day Sayings

Brighten your Mom’s day by choosing one of these humorous messages to write in her card 

Mom, I got all my best qualities from you.
Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?

I’m so lucky to have you as my mother…
I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
Happy Mothers Day!

Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day…
to hide the fact that I’m your favorite 
Happy Mother’s Day!

Thanks for putting up with a spoiled,
ungrateful, messy, bratty child
like my sibling
Happy Mother’s Day!

Only a mother as perfect as you…
could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me.
Happy Mother’s Day!

Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me.
Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.

Happy Mother’s day to a woman who deserves a medal…
for putting up with me all these years!

Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months…
followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.

Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child!

Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother?
You deserve to have been promoted by now!

You’re a very special mom so I’d like to give you a very special gift.
You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
BIG HUG!
Do I know you well or what!?

Want more funny message ideas? Check out my Funny Mothers Day Poems and Funny Mothers Day Quotes pages.

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Mother’s Day Quotes for Cards

Find a Mothers day saying or quote to capture your feelings…

“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers”
~ Jewish proverb

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie
~ Tenneva Jordan

Mother’s love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
~ Marion C. Garretty

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.
~ Sarah Malin

Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
~ Anon

Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together
~ Susan Gale